I always love a good laugh,and felt that i had to write one for the Ironic by Alanis Morissette.

So mine is called "Iconic"

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the American Idol and died the next day
Its a white powder in your chardonnay
Its a death pardon two minutes too late
Isnt it iconic... dont you think?

Its like a writers strike on your oscar day
Its a free sex when youve already paid
Its the good advice that you just dont want
Who wouldve thought... it figures

Mr. i am clean was afraid to go to party
He packed his wallet and kissed his friends goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to miss that shot
And as the needle came down on his skin he thought
Well isnt this nice...
And isnt it iconic... dont you think?

Its like a writers strike on your oscar day
Its a free sex when youve already paid
Its the good advice that you just dont want
Who wouldve thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on the stars
When they think everythings okay and everythings going right
And life has a funny way of kicking them out when
They think everythings gone wrong and everything blows up
In their face

A traffic jam when youre already being chased
A no-cellphone sign on your favorite store
Its like ten thousand police when all you need is a rehab
Its meeting the leading man of their movie
And then meeting his 3 ex-wifes
And isnt it iconic... dont you think?
A little too iconic... and yeah I really do think...

Its like a writers strike on your oscar day
Its a free sex when youve already paid
Its the good advice that you just dont want
Who wouldve thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on them
Life has a funny, funny way of kicking them out
Helping them out